5 Funny & Sexy Bras That Would Definitely Get Some Sly Looks

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  • Author Reeneena Davidson
  • Published December 2, 2008
  • Word count 413

Aside from the usual breast support — bra designs can also entice the casual passerby, lover, or peeping tom. However, if you wear any of these pairs, you’re bound to get a weird look, or a laugh.

As if the environmentally-conscious Solar Bra wasn’t enough, here’s a look at some other weird and funny bras.

The Pointy Bra – We’ve got sports bras to keep ‘em in position when playing sports, we’ve got seamless ones for hiding the support in a nice elegant dress, but what about self-defense? The funny thing is, even if it might deter touching of some sort, the pointy bra won’t really fit in with your wardrobe. Unless your tops are pointy as well!

The Man-Designed Bra – Apparently if we let the men take over in brassiere design, they’d make it so that a pair of hands were always covering the twins. Even if it’s not theirs! So I would guess: in a funny man’s mind, are the hands the most efficient means of supporting the breasts? Even if normal man hands get tired, this bra won’t, and will probably keep its grip, as long as you wear it.

The Mixed-Messages Bra – Remember those annoying flashing LED shirts? Now they come in bra form! Even if you try to look away, the blinking and the moving and the changing LED lights will lead you to read: "DO NOT … LOOK … TITS." Classy. Try to make them shake their funny looks!

Black Bra with Ruffles and red LEDs – Designed by enlighted, this funny pair of seemingly fiery bra is made with their corset-dress in mind. Mind you, the red LEDs simulate a sort-of ongoing burning effect, complimented by the LEDs in their corset dress, further enhancing that "burning" illusion. (Read: You are hawt!)

The Hypnobra – You provide the curves, the bra provides the rest. Twin spiral LEDs that oscillate can’t be wrong. (And no, I’m not under hypnosis.) The hypnotic patterns on both cups are a joy to look at, and will probably be a topic of conversation among your closest friends, once they notice that underneath that white blouse, something funny and sexy is going on.

That’s my take on funny and sexy brassieres — and if you ask me, I really, honestly wouldn’t mind trying a pair of any of them on. Just for the sake of the funny and sly looks that I’m bound to get!

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